I’ve just added more non-sense to my daily feeds… from Things My Boyfriend Says is this gem.
Update: After actually reading more than the bunny rabbits entry, the site might not be safe for work.
e: I’d get a bunny if they weren’t so stupid.
me: They’re brilliant!
e: They chew extenstion cords!
me: So do you!
e: Yeah, but for me it’s a religious obligation.
me: What religion is that?
e: I’m not allowed to tell outsiders.
me: How do you know I’m not a member?
e: Obviously, you’d be chewing extension cords.