The iPhone is the Derek Zoolander of cell phones.
Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking “wow, you’re ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career.”
Matilda: Do what for a career?
Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking.
The iPhone is just so ridiculously good looking.

I’m going to stop reading iPhone commentary now. I know I won’t read anything better than this post all day!